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vHkh ukS eghus gh gq, Fks tc ns'k esa *lQkbZ* dk *{kh.k* vglkl gqvk Fkk ysfdu fQj *lkQ&lQkbZ* dk ,slk gks&gYYkk epk mlls ge [kqn Hkh [kwc izHkkfor gq,A 'kqHk dk;Z Fkk blfy, vkWfQl esa *>kMw* Hkh yxkbZ fdUrq vc yx jgk gS 'kk;n ;s lQkbZ vfHk;ku dqN T;knk gh lQy gks x;kA okafNr lQkbZ gqbZ ;k ugha ;s rks irk ugha ysfdu [kqn *>kMw* gh pagqvksj LFkkfir gks xbZA >kMw ds utkjksa ls cgqr dqN lkspus ij etcwj Hkh gqvk gw¡A vkf[kj ;s gqvk D;k\

     lp iwNsa rks eq>s blesa rfud vk'p;Z Hkh ughaA ;g *lQkbZ* gksuh lqfuf'pr FkhA cPpk&cPpk le> jgk Fkk fd lÙkk ifjorZu dk 'kqHk vlj turk ds chp unkjn gSA lc iwoZr] ydhj ds Qdhj dh rjg] Vkbi iklA mYyw lh/kk djus dk dk;ZØe cnLrwj tkjhA vc lp esa turk tuknZu Hkh prqj gks xbZA ns ekjh iV[kuh] uk dksbZ fygkt uk 'keZA lc dks etk p[kkuk turk dh ifjiDork dk ifj.kke yxrk gSA eaxy ;ku NksM+us vFkok fons'kksa esa ns'k ds <+ksy& uxkMs+ ctk nsus ls uy] fctyh] egaxkbZ] Hkw[k&xjhch nwj ugha gksrhA vke turk dk ljksdkj tehu ls gS blfy, lÙkku'kha tekr dk tehu ij jguk 'kqHk&dY;k.kdkjh gSA fdUrq nq%[kn ;g gksrk gS fd lÙkk ds xfy;kjksa dh lqxa/k tks engks'kh QSykrh gS mlesa vDlj ,slk gh gksrk gSA

     turk ls nwj] Åij] gok&gokbZ ckrsa] Hkk"k.kksa ;k ok;ns&vk'okluksa dh gdhdr] ,sls gh  /kwfey gksrh gSA vc iqu% lQkbZ ij vkrs gSaA lp esa yx jgk gS tSls lQkbZ gks xbZ] tjkZ&tjkZ lQkbZ vfHk;ku esa lkQ gks x;kA >kMw dh lqukeh esa lc mM+ x,A vc dgka djsa lQkbZ\ gesa rks lp esa Mj yxus yxk gS] vxj ,sls gh lQkbZ pyrh jgh rks fnXxtks dk D;k gksxk\ D;k  mUgsa gks'k Hkh vk ik,xk\

     bldk ,d ldkjkRed igyw t:j gqvk gSA vc vke turk dh lq/k t:j vk,xhA turk dh *lksp vkSj pksV* dh vogsyuk djuk vc 'kk;n fdlh ds o'k esa ughaA thrus okys vFkok ijkLr gksus okys lHkh ;ks)kvksa dks vc ;s lcd ;kn j[kuk gh iM+sxkA vxj uhan esas lksrs jgs vFkok gok esa mM+rs&mM+krs jgs rks dksbZ cpsxk ughaA mudk mM+uk Hkh r; gS] ;s vyx ckr gSa fd bl ckj ;s mM+s rks Hkfo"; esa nwljsA

     var esa ge *>kMw* ekrk dks lknj iz.kke djrs gSa tks ftEesnkjh turk us lkSaih mls xEHkhjrk vkSj lefiZr gksdj fuHkk,a ojuk >kMw dks mM+rs Hkh nsj ugha yxuhA

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     vc vki ge ij galsxs ysfdu ;s lp gS fd ge ^osys.Vkbu ohd* esa Vsa'kuxzLr gSA lc mYVk&iqYVk gks jgk gS vkSj Jherhth dk xqLlk lkrosa vkleku ij gSA dqN ugha le> ik jgs fdlls ekxZn'kZu ysa\ dkSulh ^yo Dyklst* Tokbu djsa vFkok fdlh ^yo xq:* dh 'kj.k esa n.Mor gks tk,aA lkjh xMcM+ ml le; 'kq: gqbZ tc gesa ys[kd ds :i esa fdlh ^ysMh* HkDr us ^jkst Ms* ds miy{; esa ,d vnn ^iq"i fp=* Qsl cqd ij HksaV dj fn;kA cl gekjh 'kker vk xbZA Jherhth dks le>krs&le>krs gkj x, fd Qsl cqd ij lc vUtku gS] opqZvy gS] dksbZ Hkh etkd dj ldrk gSA Qsd oYMZ esa izse btgkj Hkh O;olk; rqY; gS fdUrq mudk odhy ln`'; efLr"d bl gdhdr dks Lohdkj djus dks drbZ rS;kj ugha FkkA gekjk fjek.M fuf'pr Fkk blfy, flj eqaMkrs gh vksyko`f"V dk f'kdkj gks x,A vc Msest daVªksy esa tqVs gS vkSj :Bh iRuhth dks [kq'kken dj&djk ds 'kkar vkSj iwoZor fLFkfr esa ykus dk iz;kl dj jgs gSaA

     mUgsa fo'okl fnykus eas tqVs gS fd gekjk vlyh I;kj rks oks gh gSaA 'ks"k&v'ks"k lc >wBk&dkYifud gSA iRuhth gekjs Åij p<+s ^yo Qhoj* ls l'kafdr gSA Tokj HkkVs ds ls mrkj&p<+ko dks estjesaV dj jgs gS rkfd mlh vuq:i mUgsa ^lsV* dj ldsA vc ge osys.Vkbu ohd ds fnu izfrfnu lkIrkfgd dk;Zdze dks iwjh xaHkhjrk ls Qksyks djus esa tqVs gSA ysfdu ;gka Hkh ge ls Hkkjh pwd gks xbZA gM+cM+kgV esa geusa mUgs *jkst Ms* ij *gx Ms* dh 'kqHkdkeuk,a izsf"kr dj nhA cl mUgkasus IokbaV idM+ fy;k vkSj Hkk"k.k 'kq: dj fn;k&**nqfu;k ds fy, jkst Ms] pkWdysV Ms* lc rjhds ls djrs gks vkSj esjs fy, *?kkl dkV* jgs gks --- vkidks rks cl *gx* gh lw>rk gS lks¶V jksekal rks ^nqfu;k okfy;ksa ls* gSaa------A** gs Hkxoku ;s ge D;k xyrh dj cSBS\

     vc geus vuqHkoh lq/khtuksa ls osys.Vkbu ohd ds vkSipkfjd dk;ZØe dh fof/kor tkudkjh yh rks Kkr gqvk fd lIrkg ds izFke fnol dks jkst Ms ls lsyhczsV dj Øe'k% pkWdysV Ms] VsMhch;j Ms] izksfel Ms] gx Ms] izksikst Ms] fdl Ms dh lhf<+;ka ikj djrs gq, 14 Qjojh ds ikou fnol ij izse dk btgkj djuk ekuoek= ds fy, mÙke 'kqHk vkSj ije dY;k.kdkjh jgrk gSA

     lks vc tqV x, gSa] izfrfnu vc lqcg ls iRuhth dks osysaVkbu Ms ij [kkl fnol dh [kkl is'kd'k dj jgs gS ysfdu mudk xqLlk Fkeus dk uke ugha ys jgkA muds vlg;ksx&lR;kxzg ds gesa ladsr feyus yxs gSa fd ;g ladV *xksYM T;wyjh* ls de dher ij lqyVuk ughaA vc fny dkai jgk gS 14 Qjojh dks D;k gksxk\ tsc dh lqj{kk [krjs esa iM+rh fn[k jgh gSA

     eu esa ,d loky mB jgk gS fd D;k viuksa ls 'kk'or izse ds fy, gesa fdlh [kkl fnol ;k lkIrkfgd dk;ZØeksa ij fuHkZj jguk iMsxk\ lkr tUeksa ds I;kj esa ,slh {kf.kdrk lp esa gesa cgqr fMLVcZ dj jgh gS ysfdu fQYgky ge Hkh osys.Vkbu Ms ds u'ks esa Mwcs gSaA ckgj okyh ugha fo'kq) viuh vkSj lefiZr Jherh ds fy,-----

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     lp iwNsa rks vc gekjs *eu dh ckr* [krjsa esa iM+h utj vk jgh gSA *eu* rks eu gS irk  ugha dc D;k lksp ys\ dSls&dSls [okc ns[k ys ysfdu eu ds dkYifud yM~Mw ;ksa ljsjkg yqV tk,a\ lksp dj gh cM+h dks¶r gks jgh gSA *eu dh ckr* esa D;k&D;k lkspk Fkk ysfdu ,slh >kMw fQjh dh iwjk jk;rk lM+d ijA vc fdlls tk dj dgsa fd eu dh ckr ds D;k gky gSa\ lp Hkh gS tc flrkjs xfnZ'k esa vk x,a rks eu dh ckr dks dkSu lqurk gS\ ets esa lc lkFkh gS vkSj nq%[k esa rks cspkjk *eu* vkSj ge gSaA vdsys&,dkdh* dkSu tkuus dk d"V djsa fd ge ij D;k chr jgh gS] fdl gky esa gS\

     pan fnu igys gh gekjk fny vkdk'k esa mM+ jgk FkkA rc dYiuk Hkh ugha Fkh fd >kMw fQj tk,xhA ml le; rks ns'kh&fons'kh lc ij gekjs *eu* dh ckr dk xgjk tknw py jgk FkkA vc irk ugha fdldh utj yxh] lc pkSiVA lksp jgs gS vc vkdk'kok.kh ij ds-,y-lgxy ds oks xhr xquxquk ysa tks bl yqVkbZ ds ckn ejge dk dke dj ldrs gSa & ^^tc fny gh VwV x;k ------- ge th ds D;k djsaxs-------A ** ysfdu ;gk¡ Hkh ,d ijs'kkuh gSA gekjh best 'ksj tSlh izkstsDV gks pqdh lks uk rks ge ukjh lqyHk dkseyrk ls vkSj uk dks;y&eksj&iihgs dh rjg yksxksa dk eu eksg ldrs gSaA ngkM dh gok fudy pqdh blfy, pkjksa [kkus fpRr gSA vdsyk eu D;k djsxk oks Hkh Fkd gkj dj pqIi gks tkuk gSaA

     dgrs gS fd mxrs lwjt dh gh iwtk dh tkrh gS] <yrs gq, vFkok ijkftr dks dkSu iwNrk gS\ ,sls esa gekjs eu dh ckr dgka tk,a\ ge [kqn cgqr Hkzfer gS] dqN le> ugha vk jgkA

     fQj ,d fpUrk vkSj lrk jgh gS] vc rd geus vius eu dh ckr turk tuknZu ds le{k is'k dh] mldk D;k vlj gqvk\ D;k turk T;knk le>nkj gks xbZ\ ;k ;ks dgs gekjk tknw tkrk jgk\ dqN Hkh gks vc v'ks"k dks 'ks"k gksus ls jksduk gSA fcxMh ckr dks lEgkyuk gS] dSls Hkh gks tks gqvk lks gqvk vc vkxs dh lq/k ysuh gSA fot;h xhr fQj ls lqukbZ iMs] cl bruh lh gljr gks jgh gSA ns[krs gS turk ;s eqjkn iqu% iwjh djrh gS ;k ughaA

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